Raw Denim 5-Button Jeans – Unwashed 14oz A-Line Baggy Trousers (Stiff Straight-Leg For Authentic Fade)

​​"Your Future Vintage"​​ These aren’t just pants – they’re a 14oz cotton time capsule. The unwashed indigo will bleed onto your sneakers (a rite of passage), the 5-button fly requires commitment (like a corset for your hips), and the rigid A-line silhouette stands defiant against skinny-jean conformity. ​​5 Raw Truths:​​ ✔ ​​Patina Generator​​ – Fades differently based on your bike saddle/gaming chair. ✔ ​​No-Stretch Doctrine​​ – 100% cotton fights back until it surrenders to your shape. ✔ ​​Architectural Drape​​ – A-line cut creates intentional hip-to-hem triangle. ✔ ​​Buttonfly Challenge​​ – Tests finger dexterity during urgent bathroom trips. ✔ ​​14oz Armor​​ – Weighted like medieval chainmail for modern knights. ​​Break-In Rituals:​​ ​​First 30 Days​​ – Sleep in them, soak in tubs, ride fixed-gear bikes. Fade Forecast​​ – Knee whiskers appear around month 3. Customizer’s Blank​​ – Stiff fabric accepts indigo dips or bleach art. ​​Warning Labels:​​ Will temporarily dye white couches blue. Buttoning requires more focus than texting. Stands upright when new (ghost pants phenomenon).